if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
(via california-party)
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
u two should go out
(Source: jellyworld, via california-party)
- God: *creates the human butt*
- God: Oh they are gonna love this
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
(via manda)










