lannisterk:

sorry guys sorry i just i cannot get over the fact boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob sorry for sharing

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an-erect-penis:

nicki-minaj-a-trois:

conversationparade:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help　

Holy crap that’s scary

nice face though

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tumboner: what the fuck that just looks like a building

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

　

when you get what you want but not what you need

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moriartyscrown-parisbound: ladyzolstice: irradiations: lizzledpink: imyouraziraphale: heatheralexa: insidelime: “Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.” Perfect. “Every entry after that was the same way.” Yes. “And anyone?” I ask after a moment.  Oh, okay.  “Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.” I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means. LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him. Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha ”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)  “Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.” …….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon. ‘Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.’ 

the-silly-bitch:

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

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togepi:

how u like yo eggs

fried or fertilized 

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have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it

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